First, there was the global financial crisis in which I initially thought paper money as we know it would totally disappear and we would be back to bartering items just like they did in the ancient times. Then, the new flu virus scare that now engulfs practically every land where there are humans. Well, turning on the large hadron collider last year didn't pull us into a huge black hole. We're still here and Barack Obama is President.
It's just that when you're in a crowded bus and you see someone not feeling well, you kind of want to move as far as you could from that person. But it's crowded...There's hardly any space left. Hours later, you feel fine. Body temperature's normal. You don't have an urge to sneeze, cough, or vomit. And just when you thought you'd get home unscathed -- boom! No, it's not the blaring music of the Black Eyed Peas. A boxing heavyweight champion just knocked you out of consciousness. That's how it feels to be a crash-test dummy. I guess.
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there's no escaping the Black Eyed Peas.